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Hey, y 'all.

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I have an announcement I'd like to make.

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What is it, sweetie?

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I'm pregnant.

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What? Oh, my God. That's so exciting.

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So,

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we are not.

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Well, now, you listen here.

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Just because somebody puts a baby inside
you, don't mean they're your boyfriend.

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And just because they're your boyfriend
doesn't mean they love you.

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You understand?

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Mom, I know he's the one.

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I don't know.

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Yeah, I know.

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What do we celebrate, huh?

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Celebration of our four daughters.

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Stupid Tess.

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Says I'm not pregnant.

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But I know I am. I'm sorry, sweetie.

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Sometimes our bodies just reject these
things.

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You ain't gonna have any problem getting
knocked up again.

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Thanks so much for coming over to help
me. I thought that taking astronomy to

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fulfill a science requirement would be,
like, really easy. Like, I'd just be

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looking at the stars all day. But
there's actually some really complicated

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in here, and I couldn't have done it
without you.

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Well, um, physics and the universe kind
of go hand in

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hand.

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Clearly they do.

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In all honesty, I'm kind of glad you
stuck inside.

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Because it gave you a reason to actually
call me.

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What do you mean?

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Ever since you should have seen whatever
this guy's name is, I barely hear from

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you anymore.

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That's not true.

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Yes, it is.

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Okay.

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Maybe it's kind of true, but, like, I'm
just making fun of him.

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It's so weird.

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So I'm guessing things are going pretty
well?

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Kind of.

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What do you mean?

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Well, like, every time me and him are
together, I feel really confident, and

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we're, like, super connected, and we
can't keep our hands off each other, but

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then when we're apart, I get really
anxious.

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Anxious? What do you mean?

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Well, it's like, I feel like I kind of
don't know him at all.

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Like, I don't know where he lives. I
don't know where he came from.

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And the other day, randomly, I met his
sister and it was really strange.

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Strange how?

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Like, she just kind of appeared from
nowhere.

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And as soon as she got there, she was
really, really uneasy.

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He told me he was going through some
family drama, so maybe that had

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to do with it.

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Well... I know you're dating him, not
his entire family.

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Have fun.

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I'm trying.

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But it's like, I don't want to, like,
give him more of myself

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unless he's going to give me more of
him. It's like, I feel like he's holding

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back.

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He's actually supposed to be here in a
couple minutes.

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Do you want to stick around? You can
meet him.

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Oh, yeah. He sounds like a real catch.

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No!

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He's, like, super smart, really
charming, and he actually has a really

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Joanna, ew!

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Too much information. What does that
even have to do with me? You could maybe

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help me get to the bottom of my mystery,
man. I kind of had a plan.

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Joanna, I came here and I helped you
learn about atmospherical radiation.

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Haven't I done enough?

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Yeah, but this will be a little more
fun.

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What on earth is more fun than physics?

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Like literally everything.

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Okay, fine.

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What do you want me to do?

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So, every guy likes threesomes, right?

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Yeah, duh.

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Okay, what if I told him I wanted to
have one with, like, me and you and him?

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Okay, I'm down, but how's that gonna
stop him from being shady?

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Explain that to me.

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Well, I was thinking that maybe while
you're, like, you know,

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making out with him and stuff, like...
You'll soak his dick, like, a threesome?

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No, like, while he's all distracted, you
know, give me a

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minute and I'll be able to go through
his wallet and maybe write down his

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address and find it on his ID.

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Oh my god, you are insane.

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No!

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Okay, maybe a little bit, but I'm sure
you can understand.

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I mean, yeah, if you're going to do
something crazy, though, you...

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You have to make sure you're going to be
able to pull it off.

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What do you mean?

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There's just no way you're going to be
able to sneak into his wallet while I'm

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just making out with him.

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We'll have to be more clever than that.

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Maybe even get a little kinky and
blindfold him. Then you'll make sure

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have enough time to go through all his
stuff and get whatever information you

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need. Oh my god, you're like really good
at this.

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Yeah, well, I am doing my entire thesis
on physical theory.

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That's where the blindfold came in.

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Physical theory, like whatever goes up
must come down.

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That's Newton's theory, which wouldn't
work here because, well, we wouldn't

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it to go down.

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Oh, yes, here.

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Here, back.

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He got me new.

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Oh, that's so sweet.

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Hi, Jack.

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Nice to meet you.

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There's lots about you, Jack.

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Jack, this is my friend, Abella.

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She was helping me explain the stars.

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Theory of galaxies, really?

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Yeah, and while we were studying the
stars, we thought

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that...

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We came up with this idea.

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Like, um, and we thought it would be fun
to, um, to share.

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Okay, so like textbooks or notes or...
No, not exactly.

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Um, we thought it would be fun to, um,
to share you.

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Really?

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Do you think that sounds like fun?

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Yeah.

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That sounds like fun.

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Let's play a game.

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Okay. It's called Two Girls and One
Dick.

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It's like beer pong, except two girls
and one dick.

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And no beer.

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Okay. And no beer. Got it.

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Is it a guessing game?

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Oh, yeah. I can see you, bro. It's all
night.

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Oh,

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don't worry about that.

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Oh.

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You can't peek.

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Okay, no peeking.

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You promise

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you can't see it? I can't see it, babe.

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Yeah, I know.

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Babe.

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You can't see it.

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Mmm Mmm Mmm

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I'll be moving.

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Kind of like both of you, am I right?

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Um...

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I don't know what's going on, but it
sounds exciting.

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I'm starting to think you really are
winning at this film.

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Oh, fuck it.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh,

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my God.

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Fuck, yes.

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Oh, shit.

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That's another blindfold.

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Watch me kiss you back.

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Okay, but, like, you know, I'm still,
like... Oh, my God, Joanna, you're still

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virgin. Yeah.

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So what? Just fucking put it in your
eyes. Yeah, I know.

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You're going to get a nice and wet one.

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Not yet, not yet.

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Saving it for Mary.

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That could be.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I told you he had a big cock.

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Thank you.

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Fuck yeah.

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Oh, God.

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Oh,

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God, yes.

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Oh, my God.

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Look at that. Look at, like... Like
we're brothers.

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Yeah, you guys.

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Look at him.

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I just found out.

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Uh -huh.

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Oh, yes.

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Yeah?

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How does that feel?

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How does that feel?

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I love your voice.

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Yeah, yeah, yes.

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Uh -huh. You like that?

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I

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can't

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keep hearing this voice.

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Oh, my God. Fuck.

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See you soon.

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Mine are on top.

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It'll bite down.

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You're backing for it. Yes, yes, yes.

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You guys really do share.

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Please tell me the truth.

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I thought she was so good at astronomy.

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Look at your fucking face. Look at your
fucking face.

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Look at your fucking face. Look at your
fucking face. Look at your fucking face.

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00:38:14,830 --> 00:38:19,210
That was actually... I can't even talk
anymore.

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00:38:19,470 --> 00:38:20,890
I can't even talk anymore.

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I'm going to be... I'm going to be...
I'm going to be... I'm going to be...

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Fuck, yes.

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Yes, oh my god

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That's right.

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00:43:22,410 --> 00:43:26,830
Do you want to take a shower?

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Yeah.

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00:43:29,570 --> 00:43:30,570
You want to come?

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00:43:30,970 --> 00:43:34,070
I'm going to get ready for school here.
You guys go on.

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I missed you.

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I got it.

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00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:18,320
What? I got the money for the abortion.

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Jack.

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Jack, don't even say that around me.

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It's not what I want.

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That's not what God wants. Nancy.

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You're not having this baby.

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I'm your stepbrother. I am not your
boyfriend.

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Look at me.

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I'm not your fucking husband.

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I'm not your knight in shining armor.

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I'm not shit to you.

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00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:58,040
I'm just a guy who got stuck here

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because my mom sucked

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00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:07,400
your dad's dick one too many times.

220
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:19,578
We can get through this.

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We're a team.

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We can do it.

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00:46:23,340 --> 00:46:29,220
Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. We
are not a team. We are not a team.

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We are just two pieces of shit stuck in
this fucking bed and at this fucking

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place and we have nothing better than to
steal beer and fuck each other.

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It doesn't even matter anyway.

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00:47:06,230 --> 00:47:09,510
We're going to go to the clinic
tomorrow, and we are going to take care

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baby that you swore to me you couldn't
have in the first place.

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Fine.

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I'll get the stupid abortion.

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Thank you.

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Listen.

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I'm... I'm gonna be here for you, like,
the whole time.

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On one condition.

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What?

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00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:47,540
You make me feel pretty.

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You make me come out one last time.

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You take me one last fucking time.

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00:48:10,350 --> 00:48:11,490
Well, you didn't get me pregnant.

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00:48:18,730 --> 00:48:21,470
We cannot do this anymore.

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Your brain says no.

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00:48:29,930 --> 00:48:31,970
But your cock says yes.

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For the last time.

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Ever.

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00:48:52,050 --> 00:48:53,050
Ever.

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Stop being a pussy.

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00:49:26,550 --> 00:49:29,490
Yeah. I'm pregnant with our child.

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Yeah, fuck me like you hate me.

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00:52:25,870 --> 00:52:27,490
Yeah, fuck you, sister.

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00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:52,940
You don't... I'm the

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one for you, Jack. You know it.

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Yeah. Well, you're still fucking me,
isn't it?

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I want you to look at yourself.

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This is the last time you're ever, ever

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going to feel me inside you.

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Ever.

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Look right in that fucking mirror.

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01:01:20,770 --> 01:01:26,570
You dirty little bitch. We're meant to
be together.

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01:01:26,850 --> 01:01:29,130
You know it. Shut the fuck up.

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Yes, yes, yes!

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01:04:17,790 --> 01:04:19,850
Fuck you, shut the fuck -

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Hmm.

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enough of this.

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You're fucking good.

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Oh

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He's going to want you.

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You love this pussy.

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Admit it. Shut the fuck up.

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Admit it.

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Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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I love you, Jack.

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I feel good. Don't you want to come with
me again?

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I'm going to come all over your fucking
face.

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Flip over.

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Don't you fucking look at me.

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Listen, I can explain, okay? I love you,
and I just, you know... I can explain.

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See, Jack is my stepbrother, and we fuck
all the time, and we're

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never gonna stop. He loves me.

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Right, Jack?

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In the words of Jean -Paul Sartre, man
is condemned to be free, and once thrown

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out in the world...

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What the fuck does that mean?

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the water.

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Baby, I need this.

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Baby, I need this.

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I'm gonna have...